Whether it was in front of Congress or screaming 20-something year olds at the Video Music Awards, if we’ve learned anything this year…it’s that interruptions are the way to get things done. We wonder if the new viral video of an interruption of a very different sort will help propel gay marriage?

Maybe it’s the suspenders.

Or maybe it’s the fact that this snazzy 75-year old shops at Juicy Couture, but for whatever the reason, “celebrity” douchebags alike think that Larry King can save them from their swift decline into official American public scum.

What’s scarier: A Facebook poll asking people if President Barack Obama should be killed — with the response options: ‘yes,’ ‘maybe,’ ‘if he cuts my health care,’ and ‘no’ — or the fact that over 730 people voted?

More importantly, who was responsible for creating such an offensive and frightening poll?

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Following the brutal beating and death of Derrion Albert, 16, in front of his Chicago High School last Thursday, a three minute video shot by a fellow student on her cell phone was released yesterday, ultimately providing the evidence which led to the arrests and charges of three teenagers. After warning viewers of the graphic footage, CNN aired the clip unedited.

What do you call a journalist who dresses up as a fireman on Halloween, starts a fake fire so that he can trick and then sexually abuse a female colleague in her New York City apartment for upwards of 12 hours before leading police on a multi-state man hunt?

The answer? A freaking huge Gossip Girl fan.

Back in August, the newly revamped “Newlywed Game”—with new host, Carnie Wilson and new spot on the Game Show Network—posted this listing on Craigslist recruiting same sex (legally) married couples to appear on the second season of the iconic game show.

In a global effort to “promote retail, restore consumer confidence, and celebrate fashion,” Miss Wintour and company organized last night’s Fashion’s Night Out in New York City and other fashion capitals around the world. But a muted response (and lackluster retail forecast) begs the question: If Anna Wintour can’t save the economy…then who the hell can?

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Remember back in kindergarten when the teacher would give you a time out for disrupting the class? Apparently the U.S. government still views said strategy as effective.