Olympian Sage Kotsenburg Gets Medal Made Of Bacon Because Wishes Do Come True (HuffPost Food)
And it’s not the photoshopped one above, too: after seeing the gold medalist tweet his desire for a bacon medal, Godshall’s Quality Meats in Pennsylvania decided to create a medal made of solid turkey bacon just for him. (Turkey bacon, though? That chump meat’s only good for bronze medalists.)
Denny’s Approved to Serve Liquor, Just Not at 8 a.m. (Eater NY)
According to the Community Board notes, the neighborhood worried that a Denny’s serving alcohol on weekdays starting at 8 AM would attract the wrong kind of people. They’re probably right.
To Draw Millennials, a Stronger Beer Made to Suggest Spirits (NYT)
What a tragic thing to come out of the recession, truly.
Milk Prices Could Hit A Record High Very Soon (Reuters)
Seriously, we’re looking at price hikes between 10 and 20% in the next few months, thanks to factors like “people in other countries want to drink nutrient-rich cow juice”.
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