If the government shuts down does this mean small business owners like me can avoid paying federal taxes until they come back online?
— Homaro Cantu (@Homarocantu) October 1, 2013
The first thing we deserve is the government NOT TO SHUTDOWN. I will get more done today than the fed, and I put salt on food for a living.
— Kelly English (@kelly_english) October 1, 2013
BEST IDEA AWARD:
Wouldn't it be kind of awesome if the restaurants, drycleaners, coffee shops etc. that lawmakers patronize in DC shut down for them?
— Adam Richman (@AdamRichman) October 1, 2013
You know what, let’s just look at this picture and think happy thoughts.
pork belly, get in mah belly!
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