My sunscreen smells like sourdough starter… So basically I want to eat my face off :/
— RichardBlais (@RichardBlais) September 3, 2013
We always knew the Michelin reviewer was a mobster:
amused that my server called me “boss” throughout the duration of my meal at a one-star establishment the other night
— Michelin Guide (@MichelinGuideSF) September 4, 2013
Michael Symon just wants to watch his stories:
did i miss something or was there no ray donovan or newsroom this week?
— michael symon (@chefsymon) September 4, 2013
It would be easier if Bryan Voltaggio just blamed the kids these days:
Since when has it become bad parenting to not have all you devices fully charged?
— BRYAN VOLTAGGIO (@BryanVoltaggio) September 4, 2013
Michael Laiskonis discovers the terrifying process of entropy:
"Reversible processes are a convenient theoretical fiction and do not occur in nature."
Wrapping my head around the laws of thermodynamics.
— Michael Laiskonis (@mlaiskonis) September 3, 2013
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