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Breakfast Tweets: You’re A Shining Melon, No Matter Who You Melon

 

 

ALWAYS, I WANNA BEEEEE WITH YOU.

Shut your mouth and let some of us mourn the trade of Jacoby Ellsbury to the demon orgy New York Yankees.

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