Move over, Guy Fieri. (No, seriously, please go somewhere.) Carla Hall is nudging in on the Celebrity Chefs Do Broadway gig with a bit role in Newsies.
She’ll make a cameo for one night only in tonight’s 8pm performance at the Nederlander Theater, and whomever’s costuming gave her great kicks.
We really hope she plays a 14-year-old boy. Preferably a villainous one. Who lands a single, perfect pirouette. Or belts out a couple solo lines of “Carrying the Banner.” Whichever.
We’d also like to take this opportunity to point out that we don’t condone the breaking of Broadway house rules, but if anyone who happens to have a ticket to tonight’s performance wants to chance a bootleg recording, we might be inclined to offer cookies in exchange for a link.
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