If you so happen to follow the Twitter account of burrito crack-dealer Chipotle, you should immediately — or at least for the next few hours — because some amazing stoner/performance artist/bad Chipotle employee who is not a digital native/weird Anonymous troll has hacked it.
We’ve got screen shots in the inevitable case that Chipotle fixes this, but it’s a digital tale of avocado-hunting and Things That Don’t Make Sense. If you can understand what this guy is saying, you get an avocado.
And, of course, the fun is over:
Sorry all. We had a little problem with our account. But everything is back on track now! – Joe
— Chipotle (@ChipotleTweets) July 21, 2013
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