PHOTO: Danny Bowien Had A Ridiculously Cute Baby Yesterday
As you can tell, we are 100% unable to use our words and therefore do our work, because holy kung pao pastrami, Batman, this announcement just came down from on high (“on high” = Twitter):
Yesterday at 4:29pm I became a father to a beautiful, healthy (and hungry!) son. pic.twitter.com/UOTezMoAPy
— james daniel bowien (@dannybowien) February 19, 2014
We’re dying. Dead. We’ve died.
Congratulations to Papa Bowien and his babymama/wifey Youngmi Mayer!