Have you always dreamed of watching Guy Fieri sensuously drip maple syrup onto a ham and waffle sandwich and then lift said sammie up to his lips at a painstakingly teasing pace, at which point he sinks his teeth into the diner favorite and gives his best constipation/O-face? Well that already happened on an episode of Diners, Drive-ins, and Dives, but now you can watch it in slow motion, and with ambient music!
Because he’s killing us all, a little.
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