How’s that for a start to your Thursday morning? The three-Michelin-starred “smouldering geek” (thanks for that descriptor, The Guardian) tweeted the below in what we sincerely hope to be a bit of that dry, British humour Americans have such a hard time with.
Don’t let @beargrylls have all the fun. With any recipe that calls for water you can substitute it with urine.
— Heston Blumental (@HestonBlumental) April 25, 2013
You are joking, right Heston? Just having a laugh? Taking the piss out of us, if you will. Until that can be confirmed, we would not advise cooking with pee — no matter how much fun Bear Grylls has with the stuff (and by “fun” we do mean survival in the wild, y’all). We’re gonna go watch some Monty Python bits to be sure we’re getting it.
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