John C. Reilly appeared on Conan last night to do the South Side of Chicago proud. He regaled us with the story of the time that, as a 12-year-old neighborhood delinquent, he and his fellow rascals discovered a padlocked boxcar full of sugary cereal sitting on the train tracks in their neighborhood overnight. We’d explain how that lead to John C. Reilly’s crew suffering instant-onset diabetes, but he obviously tells the story better himself. Check out the clip below.
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