Last Call: Sweet Baby Moses Floating in the Reeds, There Are VEGANS in the NFL!
Eatocracy: There are vegans in the NFL. THERE ARE MOTHAFUCKIN’ VEGANS IN THE MOTHAFUCKIN’ EN EFF EL. See if your team is embarrassingly represented here.
BuzzFeed: Sweater weather got you feeling both randy and in need of cool weather comfort foods? Kill two birds with one stone by ogling “Can You Make It Through This Post Without Feeling Sexually Attracted To Food?”
The Onion: Need a swift sucker punch in the gut today? Check out The Onion’s September 11th Subway sandwich shop promo here.
Grub Street: This week, Grub Street tapped ballet dancer Misty Copeland for their New York Diet column, and before you go asking what a ballet dancer knows about real food, you should know that she ends a 24-hour fasting “cleanse” with a Red Lobster binge. …Okay, now you can question what she knows about real food.
io9: Days ago, the world fell into terror as a obelisk erected to the boundless daemon sultan Azathoth, “that amorphous blight of nethermost confusion which blasphemes and bubbles at the center of all infinity,” appeared in front of an Oklahoma City restaurant, heralding the oncoming disintegration of rational thought and order in the universe — until it was revealed that it was placed there by two hardcore fans of sci-fi writer H.P. Lovecraft. Oh, that’s good. Carry on enjoying that Southwest Spinach Dip.