New York Times: French people don’t get kale because they already eat balanced meals. So one poor, kale-loving American ex-pat is taking it upon herself to become Paris’ — you guessed it — Kale Crusader.
Facebook: Was your Twitter feed curiously free of Emmys food porn last night? That’s because Wolfgang Puck compiled all his HBO afterparty photos into a Facebook album, for your easy perusal.
USA Today: As it turns out, it’s not that hard to hide a pregnancy as a judge on Top Chef. Just eat around the raw proteins and ask Colicchio for his opinions on them instead.
Eatocracy: The list of restaurants banishing children continues to grow; we continue to wonder where we will hone the snobbish palates of our future progeny…
Huffington Post: In a collaboration with Japanese clothing company A Bathing Ape for their line AAPE, Pepsi ran this ad, which no one seemed to recognize as a font fail, until it wound up on Reddit.
Eater: Feeling suuuper left-out and jealous of all the chefs in your Twitter feed attending Feast PDX 2013? Eater has a handy Hangover Observations roundup to help you feel like you, too, were there singing karaoke with Francis Lam!
Have a tip we should know? firstname.lastname@example.org