Remember Marco Pierre White’s charming estranged wife who pleaded not guilty to walloping his Range Rover with a child’s scooter? Well, she copped to the charges last week, and we’ve got more details on those unspecified damages to the walls and front door of his house.
Matilda Conejero, baby-mama to three of Marco Pierre White’s kids, admitted to graffiti-ing insults on his walls in scarlet nail polish and her own blood gushing from a cut on her little finger. Apparently, she was trying to get MPW to come out of his home and talk to her, but when he refused to answer the buzzer, she decided she was feeling decorative. Eventually, a woman came to his door to see what was up (Marco was asleep inside, also: bad move), and Matilda “lurched” at her in a jealous rage. We can’t decide if Matilda Conejero is our hero or if we’re terrified of her.
Sentencing has been postponed until later this month, but she won’t face jail-time. If this was America, this woman would have had a reality show weeks ago.
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