Is Martha Stewart experiencing the mildest of celebrity breakdowns? First she brings a cheese ball recipe to The Today Show and now she wants to play The Hulk‘s ladylove in the next Avengers movie? Yeah, we’re concerned as well. On the heels of two guest appearances earlier this month (one on Law & Order: SVU and one on 2 Broke Girls), NY Mag asked Martha if she had any more acting gigs in the pipeline.
“No, not right now,” she replied, before turning back to add, “Wait, I do want to be in the next Avengers movie. I want to play The Hulk’s girlfriend.”
By “play The Hulk’s girlfriend,” do you mean “make out with Mark Ruffalo after cooking him a soothing potato risotto and splitting a nice chianti,” Martha? Because none of us would judge you for the latter. We would only judge you for the former. And by judge, we mean submit you to our Nerdlore Photoshopping Evil Genius Factory, better known as Associate Editor Tina Nguyen.
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