Yes, Sandra Lee’s manse, shared with New York Governor Andrew Cuomo, is tchotchked to the gills for Christmas, but you shouldn’t feel at all terrible about your own inferior decorating skills, because — although you might not have eight fully loaded Christmas trees in your house — at least you don’t have a totally creepy all-white room that you sit in with Jenna Bush-Hager while also wearing all-white just for funsies.
Also also, it cannot be healthy to break off pieces of your stale gingerbread house when you need a sugar kick throughout the holidays. We don’t recommend that either.
Check out her beautiful, terrifying Christmas home, flush with creepy antique Santas below.
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