For some reason, food recalls and terrible mass-produced chemical edibles have filled the news cycle for the past few days, and in last night’s episode of The Daily Show, Jon Stewart recapped the week of the best worst food recalls — specifically, the Yoga Mat Subway Sandwiches, the Anti-Mold Kraft Singles Scare, and the Hot Pockets Diseased Meat Saga.
Spoiler alert: nothing is safe anymore, not even Stewart’s favorite Hot Pocket flavors, “Ham & Bottlecap” and “Lint & Canadian Pennies”.
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