It would be really convenient if fish just jumped out of the ocean onto our cutting boards and, without any prompting, fell into perfectly-portioned cuts of sashimi: tuna would filet its own flesh, uni would hop out of the sea urchin into the bowl, and geoduck would peel that weird, wrinkly condom-like thing off its phallic self. In this video from Uni’s Tony Messina ,this fantasy plays itself out — or, if you’re a sushi chef, becomes your biggest nightmare.
[h/t Jamie Bissonnette]
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