Jimmy Kimmel Live moved to 11:35 PM last night on ABC, a huge accomplishment for the handsome man, but a blow to knife lovers everywhere. That was once the time slot where Will Ferrell and (even handsomer man) Ryan Gosling sold the sharpest knives ever forged, and some samurai swords as well. Stupid Jimmy Kimmel! Check the sign-in sheet before you host a show next time, will you? Otherwise someone’s gonna get cut.
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