True story: years ago, Melodi Dushane went nuts at an Ohio McDonald’s, punching an employee and threatening to “go Super Saiyan” when she learned that the fast-food chain wouldn’t serve Chicken McNuggets at 10:30 AM. (Apparently, Super Saiyans don’t need to respect the breakfast menu.)
She was arrested and eventually sentenced to 60 days in jail (Dushane claimed that she was “drunk,” which is clearly what the kids these days call “snorting PCP”), but the video is only now going viral. We’re honestly surprised that it didn’t go viral before, but apparently it’s now assuming its “ultimate form.” Seriously, just watch this.
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