Badda-boom.

I’m looking for Texas rump steak, not Jersey Lard. Dr Ron Paul 2012!

He’ll eat Iowa then go to the Bing.

Jersey Style = He will Eat All of Iowa

What’s he going to do?  Set up a pension ponzi scheme in Iowa and funnel hundreds of millions out of it to double dippers and no-show employees?

Does that mean “eat them”?

Cowardly Christie, who wouldn’t enter the GOP presidential stakes himself, is just upset that the entire exercise (a very bad word in Chrissy’s book) wasn’t a steak; something he could sink his teeth into.

At least he didn’t threaten to go commando.

Does Christie realize under RomneyCare=ObamaCare he would not be covered with a body the size of Jersey?

No, he is going to eat their lunches.

It shouldn’t bother him. I’, sure he hasn’t seen his junk since high school.

Dr. Ron Paul would body slam that fat slob .

Fortunately it would.

Gov. Christie Creme will cover the entire state in glaze and gravy before consuming it.

Smart Christie, he realized he wasn’t qualified to run for the job.  Mitt, Newt, and the rest of that gang: not so smart.  There isn’t a qualified Republican period to run this year.  

I’m sure that was a great disappointment to you. I bet that caused ya to start wearing men’s clothes for a change, eh?

For a guy who looks like Tony Soprano and from New Jersey, does that mean he will make a pair of cement shoes for anyone who does not vote for Romney.

For a guy who looks like Tony Soprano and from New Jersey, does that mean he will make a pair of cement shoes for anyone who does not vote for Romney.

Let me be the first to call Governor Hambone a RINO:

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-a8_KfqbwRAw/ToRq0ZO736I/AAAAAAAADtY/QL4TpsUAH14/s1600/1317268526500.jpg

As would Michael Moore, Oprah, Rosie, etc.

Don’t think this will do Mitt any good, it may harm him.  As to the New Jersey politician claim, America does not need the NJ mafia slugging it out with the Chicago branch.

Yes, Obama keeps his promises.

But, as per Tommy, Jimmy Hoffa “take the sons of bitches out” was not a threat, yet this one is a threat, even though the context is exactly the same.

pick a side, any side, just stick with it, oK?

The Royal Empress has a fascination in viewing men’s junk.

Christie may be chubby but at least he doesn’t have sickle cell anemia like the Obamas do.

Tony? More like Big Pussy.

Christie is going to have Snooki infest Iowa with V.D.

How many politicians can get away with outright bullying people into doing things because he said so?”

How many politicians would be so desperate to get their policies passed that they actually  say to people  “if ya love me, you got to help me pass this bill?”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OoJK7PymvtA

Stop talking about your familial diseases , shortbus.

Oh please.we seen Jersey shores..it’s not a pretty site and not much to fear..  The only fear Iowa would have is a PORK shortage if they don’t get this guy out of their state.

Romney has been running for President for the past 5 or 6 years, Ron Paul as well, so they have both lots of money and “boots on the ground.” 

Obama’s campaign wants Romney as their opponent for a variety of reasons- among them, they will have their “surrogates” smear and besmirch Romney over being a Mormon (it will be a “who will rid me of this priest” moment and Obama will feign surprise and faux outrage while knowing that Axelrod/Plouffe had planned the attack for over a year). 

Obama will taint Romney with Romneycare, saying that Obamacare was designed just like it.

Axelrod/Plouffe will paint Romney’s business career as nothing more than Danny DeVito’s character in “Other People’s Money.” 

Much of the things that will cast doubt on Romney’s candidacy have not previously been amplified, and Axelrod/Plouffe have been keeping their powder dry, but they are licking their chops to have Romney as the GOP candidate! And, they know that in a debate, they can push Romney’s buttons to make him have that sort of Eddie Haskell moment that he’s prone to have. It won’t be pretty.

your tin foil hat is damaging your perm. .

i get it.. because the Obamas are like, black and like, black people have sickle cell anemia.. get it huhuhuh.. fuckin_idiot

wow his comment must have struck a nerve

Christie always seemed to me to be a character in a Coen Bros film.  A younger version of Jeffery Lebowski (not the Dude)

Romney and Christie both make my skin crawl, I can’t imagine how The United States improves under these 2 clowns…To have to watch this pair speak before the nation on a regular basis would make most people’s skin crawl….

“Hey – Whadda ya’ gonna do?”
_________________________
A Purebred Mormon ChickenHawk

A blue ribbon ChickenHawk named Mitt
Used every type deferment he could get
To stay out of Viet Nam
And avoid serving Uncle Sam
For he supported the war, while he avoided it.

Mitt’s daddy, George, was a purebred ChickenHawk
Born in Mexico of good Mormon polygamous stock
But when the Mexican war began
These Mormons up and ran
To adapt to the rest of their Salt Lake City flock.

Mitt counter-protested those who stood against the war
‘Cause daddy taught him to avoid serving in The Corps
Then a Mormon mission to France
Insured there was no chance
That little Mitt would ever have to face the bloody gore.

When Mitt next became a world class neocon
He made sure his five sons would carry on
The Romney ChickenHawk bloodline
With that yellow Mormon spine
By avoiding fighting the followers of the Quran.

So the next time you hear those loud war squawks
When Mitt stands to give his Presidental talks
Remember there’s nary a draftee
In Mitt’s Mormon pedigree
‘Cause he’s from a line of purebred ChickenHawks!
_________________________
Charles Ulysses Feney

and Republicans wonder why people think they’re racist.

Stop projecting;I don’t have a perm – perms are for sissies like you John Doe.

Didn’t you mean to say by “voting the SOB’s out.This fat tub of shit along with vulture capitalist shit romney have nothing too offer.

PRICELESS.

Wait, so he’s gonna point at his belly and say “we gotta situation” while nodding his head?

What he mean is he will just sit on the entire state of Iowa or eat the entire state’s entire food supply.

I think Christie needs to stop going Jersey style on his lunches

rimshot

The Economist has a spot on cartoon on the front page of their new issue:

http://media.economist.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/full-width/images/print-edition/20111231_LDP001_0.jpg

Christie acting more like Jabba the Hut - 
Da beesga coo palyeeya pityee bo tenya go kaka juju hoopa.

is your life that pathetic?

they do?

sealed it with the all caps, patsy.

he does?

5 hrs later you come back to lick yourself? weirdo.

Nice try.  You should really work on the syntax and rhythm.

And accuracy.  I served a mission for the Mormon church in the mid 70s.  I was required to register for the draft.  And believe me, deciding to serve a mission did NOT guarantee a deferment.  If you had bothered to do some actual fact-finding, you would have discovered that Mitt had a draft number that was about 100 points higher than the ones who were actually drafted.  The government would not have drafted him at all.  Period.  He would have had to enlist in order to serve there.

And get real.  Almost no one served during that time who wasn’t drafted.  I know a few who enlisted just because they were convinced they would probably get drafted, and enlisting guaranteed them more control over where/when they went.  

So B- on the limerick, and D- on accuracy.

The GOP bring out the fat clown to round out the set. LOL

you would actually prefer Obama?  Really?

It’s a half hour first draft. It will get better. Mitt had a “ministerial deferment”

USMC 1972-1976, 0311 volunteered.

I can see why it disturbs you. Get used to it. You’ll be seeing a lot of it.

My question is: Who does this “Will not pass the buffet” think he is? Tactics like this should be washed down the sewer where all sickies should be washed. Chris Christie is way too full of himself to matter. I for one am greatly offended he acts as though he’s Mafia. And Romney should be ashamed of himself for not taking the task to himself and do his own dirty work. But then again, Romney is one of the also-runs who is on stage to belittle the president, while the “Do Nothing”, “No, Not now, Not ever “112th Congress has done everything they can to shut down any programs he or the Democratic party try to get passed. Those 25 million out of work are the result of this “Do Nothing”, “No, Not now, Not ever “112th Congress have yet to address the housing bubble, the trickery of the banks and mortgage houses and Wall Street continued traipsing through the tulips. Remember this “Do Nothing”, “No, Not now, Not ever “112th Congress has proven they are not worthy of re-election as they have done nothing about jobs and have sent through numerous anti-abortion bills in state houses and in Washington. many are running against Washington, when they are the problem in Washington. It is tantamount and expressly important that every registered voter in every state get involved in their state’s electoral process at every level, local, state and nationally, and make an effort to clean out the Toxic Erratic Activist(TEA) Party.

http://www.politifact.com/truth-o-meter/promises/obameter/

It ain’t necessarily so, Titzy.  I think no matter who, of the current crop, becomes the Rep candidate, Obama will “clean their clocks” in both the debates and the general election.   

Better that than sickle cell anemias that democrats bring out.

I couldn’t disagree more. Obama is both incompetent and inexperienced and has proved to be inadequate in all respects. Gingrich would show him up as an incompetent boob on economic and geo-political issues. Santorum, likewise. Romney, if unflustered, could show up Obama’s total lack of understanding of the economy.

Obama’s election to the presidency was historic solely from the point of view of his race, but his presidency has been a disaster for the country economically, in foreign policy and has destabilized the world’s balance of power. He is a disaster. 

We cannot afford four more years of this president and survive.

Chubby?  Humpty dumpty

That is exacly what he means!

Big Pussy was whacked!  You need to get the DVD collection and watch all the episodes!

In that case, Snooki will have to visit all 99 counties in Iowa to fulfill her contract and infect the whole State. She will need to borrow Governor Romney’s campaign bus after new springs are installed.

I don’t know if you ever contribute to the discussion, OSTL, but all I remember ever reading from you are disgusting insults like this. Keep it up, but if you ever do have anything worth saying, many of us will just skip over it and you’ll be wasting your breath again.

I say you get an “A” for the poem. It is funny!  Entertainment does not have to be 100% accurate. It is what is called “literary license”. Hollywood liberals are famous fo using it.  Keep up the good work!

 Thanks for reading it!

Within the limits of brevity, it’s very accurate. 
Very rarely have I written a line more politically damaging than
“Born in Mexico of good Mormon polygamous stock”

Sometimes the lines just fall from Heaven!

Michael Moore, Oprah, Rosie, etc., none of whom are Governors nor stumping on behalf of GOP candidates in Iowa.  The Moore-Oprah-Rosie obsession from the right is weird. 

When does the ‘Bush/Cheney Trial’ begin ???!!!!!  We need to exterminate the entire ‘Republican’t Party’ with very few exceptions !!!  Bush and Cheney still must be brought to ‘Justice’ for
‘Mass Murder’ on 09/11/2001, ‘Treason’ and ‘Crimes Against Humanity’ !!!!  ‘To Hellll’ with all these Republican’t Wanna-Bes’ !!!  I say cut Congress’ Salaries 50% and take away their Health Benefits for a year or two and see what they do then!!!

When does the ‘Bush/Cheney Trial’ begin ???!!!!!  We need to exterminate the entire ‘Republican’t Party’ with very few exceptions !!!  Bush and Cheney still must be brought to ‘Justice’ for
‘Mass Murder’ on 09/11/2001, ‘Treason’ and ‘Crimes Against Humanity’ !!!!  ‘To Hellll’ with all these Republican’t Wanna-Bes’ !!!  I say cut Congress’ Salaries 50% and take away their Health Benefits for a year or two and see what they do then!!!

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Well they pretend to!

YES!

Oh, shut up, Fat Boy.  Have another face full of fries!

But the fattest and most disgusting of them all, Michelle, is actively stumping  for her husband, the most unqualified President in history.

No, he  just repeated what 0bama said without his beloved teleprompter.

Chris Christie is simply another disgusting liberal GOP pig.

As
an Italian American, Gov. Christie is never ending embarrassment.

How did that work for Meg Whitman?  

Hey Rutgers just beat Iowa State, the evangels out there better start praying Christie doesn’t decide to push the Pope down their throat. Anyway the Chub man should stay out there for their legendary New Year’s Eve parties.

This man may come across as cutesy and chubby but he has a very sordid past. This man’s a thug.

Isn’t he just another flavor of the week, that never made it into stores?