Dispatches From Fox Nation: The Chart The Democrats Are Scared To Show You

Dispatches from Fox Nation:

The Republicans have made a chart that explains what will happen under the Democrats’ health care plan, but those Dems are scared to let it be released to the public! Fox has taken the brave step of making this chart, that will answer every question anyone has about the plan, available to the public. We’ve followed in their footsteps. Look at this chart, people!

Under the headline “Why Don’t Dems Want Americans to See This Chart?”, the Fox Nation story consists of a video of Minority Leader John Boehner talking about his health care chart on the floor of the House, and a link.

“Are they gonna turn out the lights? Are they gonna turn off the cameras?” asks Boehner in the video. Spoiler alert – lights, cameras stay on.

Here’s the chart, which looks like a poorly-made generic version of “Chutes and Ladders.” Problem solved, right?

The GOP wants to send this chart to all Americans, but the Democrats for some crazy reason thought this was a bad idea. Seemed like a great thing to do while trying to save money. So instead, the GOP needs this chart to go viral.

Luckily The Nation is going to do their part. Here’s a fun comment from “mzlilydale”: “Let’s get the word out and let all of America know what they are doing, I have copied and pasted it into an e-mail. I will tell as many as I can. Help me do this! So we can stop this madness!”

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