Comments on: Glenn Beck Jokes About Sarah Palin Belonging “In The Kitchen”

By: Jim Treacher

Jim Treacher — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 06:06:15 +0000

“Jim – This just isn’t sinking in is it?”

Apparently not; you’re still trying.

By: Facebook User

Facebook User — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 05:00:26 +0000

Guys– Glenn didn’t say he thought women should be kept in the kitchen barefoot, pregnant, and stupid. He said he thought *Sarah Palin* should be kept barefoot, pregnant (well, probably not so much this), and stupid in the kitchen. And as much as a liberal as I am, I don’t think there’s anywhere I’d rather Sarah Palin be than in some kitchen slaving away on cookies with her mouth shut and absolutely no way to get attention from anyone, except maybe her husband at night.

By: ImNotBlue

ImNotBlue — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 02:42:44 +0000

m says:
November 27, 2009 at 1:04 pm
Fortunately we’ve liberalized. If the average Republican took a time machine back 100 years they’d probably be disgusted at how women were treated in this country. So one positive aspect is that conservatives today aren’t as conservative as they used to be.

I wonder what the Democrats would say… you know, with all them uppity minorities having the same rights. Oh, whoops… brought up the fact that Democrats were the party of slavery and segregation… my mistake… I’ll “forget” that history because it’s inconvenient.

Cecelia says:
November 28, 2009 at 12:45 pm

Goodwin’s Law.

Ted says:
November 28, 2009 at 1:32 pm
I’m saying is what is well known in the scientific community. Conservatives are not born with a humor gene and again, you make my point for me. (Can we get past the Hitler comparisons, they are not funny – I know you don’t know that, but for next time, okay?)

Ah yes… the same “scientific community” that has kept the “Climategate” story out of the papers and news. Even joking, how reliable.

But more importantly… it’s funny. I’ve been complaining about the Hitler comparisons for a while now… and you’ve never jumped on board until now. Why is that? Is it because this time it’s not something you agree with?! Ah… well, I suppose Conservatives lack humor, just like you possess common sense, humility, and respect for all people and ideas… which of course is to say, not much.

Nachi says:
November 28, 2009 at 3:11 pm

Nice! You’ve managed to insult people who disagree with you politically… AND insult a religion! Now, I wonder if you’d do the same if it were, say, Muslims… or African Americans? No, I didn’t think so.

roxsteady says:
November 28, 2009 at 8:57 pm

Beck is an idiot and so is Palin.

How polite!

Only a HICK would wear pantyhose with running shorts.

How respectful!

This woman who attended 5 coleges [SIC], none of them Ivey League, really thinks she can win over us liberals? Dream on dear. Community college won’t do.

How “common-man”… not elitist at all! (Which “colege” did you attend again?)

By: wordoftheday

wordoftheday — Sun, 29 Nov 2009 22:24:48 +0000

Oh man can you imagine that ticket. Dumb and dumber. It’s amazing how Republicans flock to stupidity and misinformation.

By: Ted

Ted — Sun, 29 Nov 2009 19:46:45 +0000

Jim – This just isn’t sinking in is it? I have lots of liberal friends who routinely hurt my feelings and are also very funny. Conservatives, try as they might, are simply incapable of this. Again, I applaud your effort!

By: rmbltmbl

rmbltmbl — Sun, 29 Nov 2009 12:41:57 +0000

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_rp_hyN3jzI&feature=player_embedded# blessed indeed.

By: Jim Treacher

Jim Treacher — Sun, 29 Nov 2009 09:03:04 +0000

Ted doesn’t think things that hurt his feelings are funny. Poor Ted.

By: rmbltmbl

rmbltmbl — Sun, 29 Nov 2009 07:24:59 +0000

roxsteady says:
November 28, 2009 at 8:57 pm

‘retarded fascination’ = levi johnston

OMG.. she didn’t go to an IVY COLLEGE!?!?!?!?! WHAT WAS I THINKING! What is it like to be part of 20% of America?

By: roxsteady

roxsteady — Sun, 29 Nov 2009 01:57:00 +0000

Beck is an idiot and so is Palin. Now, those of you who say he’s joking….I don’t give a damn! I noticed how the teabagger crowd when nuts when Palin was put on the cover of Newsweek in that hideous outfit. Here’s a hint. Only a HICK would wear pantyhose with running shorts. By the way, I see that the Barricuda managed to stay out of the kitchen this Thanksgiving. Perhaps Levi knows of what he speaks. This woman who attended 5 coleges, none of them Ivey League, really thinks she can win over us liberals? Dream on dear. Community college won’t do! Oh, and Palin was clobbered by Couric who is an award winning journalist.

By: Cecelia

Cecelia — Sat, 28 Nov 2009 22:09:17 +0000

Glad to inspire you, Ted.

Yer welcome…

By: Ted

Ted — Sat, 28 Nov 2009 22:06:42 +0000

Cecelia – You are indeed an inspiration to humor challenged people everywhere. God bless you!!

By: Cecelia

Cecelia — Sat, 28 Nov 2009 21:19:12 +0000

Ted, that you don’t have a sense of humor and couldn’t detect it if could be dropped on your webbed foot, is something that no one can blame on genetics. I’m sure everyone in your family laughs at you too.

By: Ted

Ted — Sat, 28 Nov 2009 21:09:35 +0000

Cecelia – I applaud your effort, you’re a real trooper. But you simply can not be funny, in fact coherence may be a challenge. I’m sorry.

By: Cecelia

Cecelia — Sat, 28 Nov 2009 20:22:40 +0000

Ted’s familiarity with the law of gravity happened as a baby when his mom dropped him on his head, but he still hasn’t put 2 + 2 together with the relieving himself in a gale thing….

By: Nachi

Nachi — Sat, 28 Nov 2009 20:11:16 +0000

Why don’t we all just cease this bickering. And dress ourselves in the Mormon Android tradition of at all times wearing tight-fitting, harness-like underwear – in order to “thwart all untoward urges”??

By: Ted

Ted — Sat, 28 Nov 2009 20:06:29 +0000

Martini – I’m saying that it is impossible for Glenn Beck to joke about anything. It’s like someone defying the laws of gravity or pissing into the wind; as a conservative he simply is incapable of humor. Simply put, he’s not wired to be funny or to understand humor. It’s not a part of his DNA.

I agree though, the disconnects would never make it to a flow chart but they might make it to Glenn’s chalk board!!

By: MartiniShark

MartiniShark — Sat, 28 Nov 2009 19:53:23 +0000

So Beck makes a crack about Palin in the kitchen, the Liberals miss out that he’s kidding and over-react, and this is presented as proof that Conservatives have no sense of humor?

Those disconnects would never make it into a flow-chart.

By: Cecelia

Cecelia — Sat, 28 Nov 2009 19:53:16 +0000

“All the above” and more, Ted. You’ve certainly proved OUR theory…

By: Ted

Ted — Sat, 28 Nov 2009 19:32:56 +0000

Perhaps all of the above. What I do know is that conservatives are incapable of humor. Not your fault…or mine.

By: Cecelia

Cecelia — Sat, 28 Nov 2009 19:06:01 +0000

So, on the list entitled “Things Ted Doesn’t Know Anything About”, what would come first? Genetics, journalism, or history?

By: Ted

Ted — Sat, 28 Nov 2009 18:54:59 +0000

Of course I am not talking theory, I’m simply reporting facts.

PS – Is Mengele and athletic shoe?!

By: Cecelia

Cecelia — Sat, 28 Nov 2009 18:51:04 +0000

Now Ted, if it will make you feel better you can call your proclivities a Mengele fetish, after one of your fellow genetic theorist.

By: Ted

Ted — Sat, 28 Nov 2009 18:45:36 +0000

Cecelia – I would prefer that the fantasy remain between myself and SP but if you insist, you can join us.

But I must tell you that I am not into the Hitler fetish as you seem to be. Just an fyi.

By: Cecelia

Cecelia — Sat, 28 Nov 2009 18:34:51 +0000

“I’m with you on the whip part but I’ll stay with red, you can have green. Maybe we can work strawberries and whipped cream into this tableau?”

They’re your fantasies, Ted. I’m just curious as to who gets the strawberries and whipped cream? SP, Obama, or Hitler?

By: Ted

Ted — Sat, 28 Nov 2009 18:32:24 +0000

I’m saying is what is well known in the scientific community. Conservatives are not born with a humor gene and again, you make my point for me. (Can we get past the Hitler comparisons, they are not funny – I know you don’t know that, but for next time, okay?)

I’m with you on the whip part but I’ll stay with red, you can have green. Maybe we can work strawberries and whipped cream into this tableau?