The Real Biker Chicks

by Rachel Sklar and Robert Quigley | 9:15 am, October 3rd, 2009

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Trinity from The Matrix

Before the Matrix backlash commenced in earnest, Carrie-Anne Moss‘s Trinity was many a fanboy’s wet dream. She’s tough, goth-sexy, and, most importantly, she can handle a Ducati 996 with the best of them, even when she’s being chased by murderous, teleporting albinos on the freeway. Heck, even the Merovingian had to concede how badass she was (so badass that even though she died in the third Matrix installment, she was revived in The Matrix Online. Whatever, there is no spoon).

Oh, and also, there’s this:

Trinity: My name’s Trinity.
Neo: *The* Trinity? Who cracked the IRS d-base?
Trinity: That was a long time ago.
Neo: Jesus…
Trinity: What?
Neo: I just thought… you were a guy.
Trinity: Most guys do.

Yeah, well, she’s not. Deal with it.

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plocke

Awesome collection, kids! Here’s another one for ya, where the scariest biker in the bar is a chick. (Bonus: Pee Wee’s Big Shoe Dance to Tequila.)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVKsd8z6scw
dmbream

Good one.

Was going to mention the Pee-Wee chick.

Glaring oversight:

Vanish Point: Naked hippie biker chick in the desert.

http://auto.indavideo.hu/video/Naked_biker
Rachel Sklar

Here’s a good one from Jalopnik’s comment section: http://bit.ly/t23Du – Wendy Williams & the Plasmatics. I’m not sure if there’s a bike in there but it definitely embodies the ethos. Warning: NSFW.