They’re Already Here: The Real “V” Cult
While the White House remains unconcerned with the comparisons being drawn between themselves and the villainous alien lizards of ABC’s “V” (although Jake Tapper confirms delivery of the “V” premiere to Robert Gibbs’ office), there are those who believe that reptiles in disguise live among us (a key plot point in “V”), and always have. They claim to have video of an actual Reptilian alien. Welcome to Truthism.com, “Your #1 Source for Truth.”
I first ran across Truthism.com a few years ago, and spent an hour or so laughing at the comic genius on display. The site, which looks like it was designed during the OJ Simpson trial, spends a great deal of time arguing for skepticism, before insisting that only an idiot would not believe that the Earth is run by Reptilian aliens that disguise themselves as humans. The site seems like a goof, but it’s not. The Reptilian mythology permeates ancient alien websites.
While not the most compelling proof that Reptilian aliens created mankind and rule them to this day, this is some pretty airtight logic:
Most importantly, doesn’t it seem rather odd to you that, in the 5,500 years of recorded history, there has never been an official school of thought that states, “The current ruling elite of Earth created humanity,” or one that states, “Aliens created humanity”? Well, the reason why these two schools of thought have never come to fruition is because Earth’s alien rulers would never dare allow such concepts (in other words, the truth) to be openly discussed in academia.
Still not convinced? Truthism.com has video of what they say is an actual Reptilian alien (you can go to the site to see 2 other versions in hilarious slo-mo):
OK, that was a little unnerving. While skepticism is warranted, would it hurt to open up a DHS file on the Reptilians? I’m just saying.
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THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE…..
Somebody’s worked very hard on that website, but from what I read, their theories have a lot in common with early SG-1. (Except there, the “reptiles” were eel-like things that I don’t believe were ever classified)
Six words should be able to settle this up quite nicely: David Icke, Soccer Player, Brain Injury.
(P.S. BOW TO YOUR INTERDIMENSIONAL REPTILE MASTERS, FOOLISH HUMANS)
truthism.com eh? Is that anything like truthiness?
I guess the “birther” crowd must be part of this, too? You know, not only is Barack Obama a “Muslim” born in “Kenya”, but he’s a reptile, as well…
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Democrats? Equated with reptiles??
Gee, didn’t see that one coming.
DragonScorpion:
Oh, Obama’s just the start! According to the brilliant Mr. Icke, EVERY politician, scientist, media personality, or otherwise influential/wealthy person (except him, of course), is a reptile overlord. They care not for our silly human groupings. They want only our suffering and and our very SOULS!
http://www.davidicke.com/index.php/
Thanks to Tommy Christopher for finally exposing this mendacious cover-up! (Your abduction and mind-cleansing is nigh, by the way.)
Oops, “are nigh”. Sorry, I’m only human.
OR AM I?????
Welcome to Glenn Beck’s America.
Watch now, the masonic cult tried to infect everyone with lizards and aliens, tried to make it kool and it aint, and missed…. and for some strange reason, actually let the anti masonic people make movies about whats real.. ironically, it looks like they are all double agents … cuz THEY are infected with lizards…
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