This Exists: Hulk Hogan Goes On BBC Radio And Promises To Bodyslam London Rioters

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by Jon Bershad | 12:17 pm, August 9th, 2011

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To our friends across the pond, you can breathe a sigh of relief; The multiple days of violence and protests will soon be at an end. Hulk Hogan, a man who has valiantly protected our nation for years, appeared on the BBC Radio show of Richard Bacon and suggested that “maybe Hulkamania should run over there and start dropping legs and hitting people with big boots and just stop the action.”

Remember, a real American sticks by his allies.

Don’t worry. No, Hogan has not lost it. As the interview continued, it became clear that he was merely responding to Bacon’s Twitter followers who, hearing he would be a guest, had specifically asked Hogan to intervene in his typical manner. After joking around, Hogan suggested a slightly more reasonable solution:

“Y’know, it doesn’t really matter if Hulk Hogan’s over there bodyslamming all the youth like I did Andre the Giant but, at the end of the day, we need to grab these kids, shake them, and say ‘Stop! Regroup! Just look at yourself in the mirror. Is this what you want the mirror image of your life to be? Is this what you want your destiny to be?’ Not it’s time to change directions. Even if the state has to step in and really focus on getting these kids back on track. But, you know what? I will do anything because I love my UK Hulamaniacs.”

Listen to him. Hogan knows how to raise troubled kids.

Listen to the clip below:

(h/t Arthur LeFebvre)

bbc radio, Hulk Hogan, London Riots, Richard Bacon

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1275435195 Dennis Chimelis

Hey, whatever works.
Anonymous

Perhaps the riots are due to vitamin deficiency.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1275435195 Dennis Chimelis

Which could lead to an inevitable plague of zombies…
Anonymous

In the UK his fans are Hulamaniacs? Really? I dint even know he was Hawaiian!
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=645851014 Karl Rodgers

Listen USA, we have enough ass-holes over here running the country already, we don’t need any more.
http://twitter.com/cek100248 charles kirtley

Hulk is in danger of becoming a parody of himself.
http://twitter.com/lazzzlo lazzzlo

lol, that boat sailed a long time ago.
Anonymous

I don’t mind joining the Hulk in sorting these freaks out.
Anonymous

I’m gonna apologize on behalf of America. No one knew Hogan was this dumb. Dumb.. yes, but this dumb, no.
http://pulse.yahoo.com/_SIYF5565LXG7BBKTKGSSFWU7TA The Rock

That Hulk Hogan for you brother what’s you gonna do when Hulk Hogan runs wild on you.
http://www.facebook.com/people/Caroline-M-Corman/1790826629 Caroline M. Corman

Hulk should start with his own dumb spoiled brat.
Glenn Bovine

That body slamming worked really well on his brat.

Sun, Sep. 10, 2006

MIAMI – A yellow Lamborghini reportedly owned by Terry G. Bollea, better
known as Hulk Hogan, caught fire Saturday on Bay Harbor Islands. There
were no injuries reported.

Information was sketchy about the circumstances leading to Hogan’s
expensive car catching fire along the 96th Street causeway. The extent
of damage to the VT model is unknown.

Bay Harbor Islands police said the driver was a juvenile and the law
prohibits the release of his name. It’s unclear if the teen is related
to Hogan.

Miami-Dade Fire Rescue officials would only say they responded to a car
fire on Saturday afternoon, but declined to disclose any other details.

Efforts to reach the Hogan family were unsuccessful.

Hogan, who first gained fame as one of the superstars of professional
wrestling, is currently starring in a reality show called Hogan Knows
Best based on his family’s recent move to Miami Beach.

Hogan, his wife, Linda, and teenage daughter and son, Brooke and Nick,
recently moved into a $12 million home at 2900 North Bay Rd.

Nick Hogan, 16, son of wrestler-turned actor Hulk Hogan, stands beside
the yellow Lamborghini VT that caught fire and burned to wreckage along
96th Street in Bay Harbor Islands Saturday afternoon.

Yes. Hogan Knows Best.
Glenn Bovine

That body slamming worked really well on his brat.

Sun, Sep. 10, 2006

MIAMI – A yellow Lamborghini reportedly owned by Terry G. Bollea, better
known as Hulk Hogan, caught fire Saturday on Bay Harbor Islands. There
were no injuries reported.

Information was sketchy about the circumstances leading to Hogan’s
expensive car catching fire along the 96th Street causeway. The extent
of damage to the VT model is unknown.

Bay Harbor Islands police said the driver was a juvenile and the law
prohibits the release of his name. It’s unclear if the teen is related
to Hogan.

Miami-Dade Fire Rescue officials would only say they responded to a car
fire on Saturday afternoon, but declined to disclose any other details.

Efforts to reach the Hogan family were unsuccessful.

Hogan, who first gained fame as one of the superstars of professional
wrestling, is currently starring in a reality show called Hogan Knows
Best based on his family’s recent move to Miami Beach.

Hogan, his wife, Linda, and teenage daughter and son, Brooke and Nick,
recently moved into a $12 million home at 2900 North Bay Rd.

Nick Hogan, 16, son of wrestler-turned actor Hulk Hogan, stands beside
the yellow Lamborghini VT that caught fire and burned to wreckage along
96th Street in Bay Harbor Islands Saturday afternoon.

Yes. Hogan Knows Best.
john.kliber

Send him to Gaza on one of the Gazilla flotillas. They love wrestling over there and also sprinkling pulverized cat poop on the food of American journalists.
Anonymous

I doubt many UKers are finding Hogans comment helpful, or humerous at the moment. Sometimes its better to keep your mouth shut, lest you look like a bigger fool than you already are.