Consummate try-hard American redneck badass Kid Rock — the recently minted brewmaster of American Badass Redneck Lager (ok, we get it) — has had a Twitter account since May, but he hasn't used it much. He's only posted  18 tweets to date. Our favorite:

No, I'm not rock. No, I'm not country. I am the white american badass - I am my own genre, 1:26 PM July 22nd. (more...)