Mediaite » American Badass Redneck Lager http://www.mediaite.com Mediaite Fri, 10 Feb 2012 17:14:20 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=2012.06 Kid Rock Claims “Twitter is Gay” with Phallic Imagery http://www.mediaite.com/online/kid-rock-uses-homoerotic-metaphor-to-claim-twitter-is-gay/ http://www.mediaite.com/online/kid-rock-uses-homoerotic-metaphor-to-claim-twitter-is-gay/#comments Wed, 29 Jul 2009 18:45:54 +0000 Zeke Turner http://www.mediaite.com/?p=7644 Kid Rock — the recently minted brewmaster of American Badass Redneck Lager (ok, we get it) — has had a Twitter account since May, but he hasn't used it much. He's only posted 18 tweets to date. Our favorite: "No, I'm not rock. No, I'm not country. I am the white american badass - I am my own genre," 1:26 PM July 22nd.]]> 280650-kid-rock-b.0.0.0x0.432x557Consummate try-hard American redneck badass Kid Rock — the recently minted brewmaster of American Badass Redneck Lager (ok, we get it) — has had a Twitter account since May, but he hasn’t used it much. He’s only posted  18 tweets to date. Our favorite:

No, I’m not rock. No, I’m not country. I am the white american badass – I am my own genre, 1:26 PM July 22nd.

No seriously, we get it.

This week, Kid Rock told Rolling Stone why he’s never really gotten into his Twitter feed. From Page Six:

It’s gay. If one more person asks me if I have a Twitter, I’m going to tell them, ‘Twitter this [bleep], mother[bleep]er … I don’t have anything to say, and what I have to say is not that relevant. Anything that is relevant, I’m going to bottle it up and then squeeze it onto a record somewhere.

We can only imagine him continuing: “And if it’s really relevant and really badass, like my beer for example, I’m going to bottle it up and squeeze it in your mouth.”

Mmmmm Dirty boy.

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