High praise from the Panel Nerds: “We see a lot of panelists and rarely are we wowed by people. Andre Agassi left us in awe last night.”

Andre Agassi‘s shocking (or book-selling!) confession that he abused crystal meth in the late ’90s has been the primary promotional push for his upcoming autobiography. Like so many juicy gossip bits today, the info was first reported via Twitter, causing a commotion for media outlets like CBS News and Time Inc., who needed time with their stories. The internet strikes again!

So it’s the day before Halloween, and you don’t have a costume. What to do? Fortunately, Mediaite has come up with some costume suggestions for you. Pulled straight from the headlines, these are guaranteed to be hits: