On Thursday morning’s Red Eye, host Greg Gutfeld and Andy Levy discussed Maroon 5 lead singer Adam Levine‘stweet , asking Fox News to not “play our music on your fucking channel again. Thank you.” Gutfeld said, “I guess we shouldn’t play their music then right?”

The Wall Street “Day of Rage” protests taking a strong stand against [something the protesters will decide later, whatever man, you're not the boss of me] are well into their first week, and it only took five days for them to attract Red Eye‘s Bill Schulz, who arrived with his own set of demands for Wall Street (“Bring Back Growing Pains!”) and coexisted peacefully with the protesters, until he was recognized.

In the world of bizarre rap (?) feuds, there are few quite as strange as the one between Chris Brown and Red Eye ombudsman Andy Levy, which began after the latter tweeted a joke about domestic violence to the former, who was convicted of such a crime. On last night’s show, host Greg Gutfeld couldn’t resist bringing up Brown’s strange parking violation problem, for which the entire panel took Brown to task.

The Republican field has seen, to many observers’ surprise, the rise of Rep. Ron Paul as a serious contender, despite lack of media attention. Now a new Gallup poll is showing that Rep. Paul may be the most competitive of the Republicans currently in the race in a general against President Obama. On last night’s/this morning’s Red Eye, the panel took on the question of whether the polls meant Rep. Paul had a real chance, but came out more strongly anti-polling than pro-either candidate.

Who would have thought this time last week that Christine O’Donnell would have reemerged in the news cycle’s top story? On this morning’s/last night’s Red Eye, the panel (led by host for the night Andy Levy) tried to make sense of her decision to walk out on Piers Morgan this week, and seemed to come to some consensus: Morgan probably doesn’t respect her too much, but she may be incorrect to think she is “some kind of serious political candidate.”

Yesterday, we brought you the story of the surprise Twitter feud between Andy Levy and R&B singer Chris Brown. Last night on Red Eye, Levy gave an apology to Brown and his fans and, maybe it’s just us, but it sounded…how do we put this?…slightly less than sincere.

Last night, Twitter proved, in hilarious form, why it has become the preferred form of communication for many in the media: it builds (and burns) bridges among celebrity worlds in ways no other medium can. Red Eye ombudsman Andy Levy has never been a stranger to the occasional Chris Brown domestic abuse taunt, but last night, he finally got the troubled R&B singer to block him, and launch an onslaught of angry tweets from enraged fans who had no idea it was common for cable news personalities to use Twitter.

After a temporary absence, the folks at Red Eye returned to evaluate the programming that preempted them– this week’s Fox News Republican debate. Does Rick Santorum really care about the gays in Iran? Which candidates would eat Obama’s dog food? And is Rep. Michele Bachmann automatically cuter by being several seconds late from a break? Greg Gutfeld asks the tough questions.

Former Vice President Al Gore made headlines this week by calling for a revolution in America, much like the “Arab spring” in the Middle East that has mostly led to chaos. Whatever his intentions may have been, it earned him a skewering from the Red Eye panel Friday morning for “comparing oppressive regimes with democracy” and generally not knowing what such a revolution would entail in a civilization like ours.

It’s been about a month, so Weinergate feels a good lifetime away at this point– what with the country about to default on its debt and that menace Casey Anthony on the loose and every other fine story in our news cycle. But not everyone has forgotten– Hillary Clinton, for example, is said to still be cross, and an Al-Qaeda culture magazine has published a full page attack against “Angry Weiner Head.” The Red Eye crew gives us the best of the post-Weinergate aftermath.

The appeal of Fox News’ Red Eye is that it often is an anything-goes nightly discussion of whatever topic host Greg Gutfeld presents to his panel. Last night, Bob Beckel joined his The Five co-host, and demonstrated just how much freedom Red Eye guests are granted. Beckel, clearly bored with the designated topic, somehow managed to turn the conversation about an offensive character in the movie Breakfast At Tiffany’s, into an enjoyable tirade.

Republican budget leader Rep. Paul Ryan has gotten himself caught up in a bit of a mini-scandal over a $350 bottle of wine he and some economists enjoyed at a D.C. restaurant– or were enjoying before Rutgers Professor Susan Feinberg stormed up to their table and excoriated them for daring to propose budget cuts while drinking expensive wine. On last night’s Red Eye, however, it was Feinberg who faced indiscriminate criticism for being “obnoxious” and “awful” in interrupting another meal to lecture.

With the news of New York’s new law permitting same-sex couples to marry, the statistics on who is getting married in states that had previously done the same are now coming to the fore, and it turns out men are simply marrying less, no matter what their orientation. On this morning’s Red Eye, Greg Gutfeld and company took a guess at what the statistics meant and purveyed some advice on how to avoid getting gay-married.

Rep. Michele Bachmann is one prone to some controversy, though the type she found this week was certainly new: musician Tom Petty requested she stop using his song “American Girl” on the campaign trail. It’s neither the first nor last time that a politicians finds themselves in that position, and the fact that it’s common knowledge one needs permission to use songs had last night’s Red Eye panel asking: did Rep. Bachmann spark Petty’s wrath on purpose?

In a bizarre turn of events, the most prominent topic on Glenn Beck‘s last week on the program wasn’t the impending progressive threat or the corruption of the Obama administration, but how a bunch of obnoxious New York liberals may have spilled wine on his wife. On last night’s/this morning’s Red Eye, the panel didn’t doubt the story, calling the witness admitting to her friend spilling wine “stupid for doing so,” but also questioned why Beck thought he could survive such a public appearance.

A round-table discussion format where copious off-color jokes and equal-opportunity disparagement are encouraged, Fox News’ 3 AM comedy fest Red Eye has, somewhat unexpectedly, developed a loyal following and become one Fox’s most popular shows. In honor of their 1,000th episode, airing tonight, here are five reasons why staying up with the Red Eye crew is worth the sleep deprivation.

Looks like the Red Eye time machine was working overtime this week, as yet another Jay Leno joke from the future somehow ended up on the May 31st edition of the show. This time, Leno’s program made a joke about Anthony Weiner ending up hosting a CNN show a week after Greg Gutfeld did– and the resemblance after Leno seemed to have pulled a joke from Andy Levy two weeks ago certainly raises eyebrows.

President Barack Obama’s trip to Ireland this week is sure to establish dialogue and foster peace between our two nations. But it has also made America aware of Jedward, a horrifying, Vanilla Ice inspired twin pop duo that tore last night’s/this morning’s Red Eye panel asunder, as Greg Gutfeld argued submitting the President to a Jedward concert “an act of war,” while Reason‘s Nick Gillespie submitted that only Jedward could “liberate the Arab World.”

Upon the capture and death of Osama bin Laden, the good folks at Red Eye made one concrete prediction about the ramifications of the raid: whatever happens, there were “clearly huge amounts of porn” in the bin Laden compound. Not ones to waste a victory, Greg Gutfeld and crew celebrated by guessing movie titles, hiding their laptops and debating the merits of amateur versus professional porn.

The Republican presidential debate Thursday night elicited quite the skepticism on the left for attracting only five low-wattage candidates and producing no frontrunner (well, besides Herman Cain). But the right had its own qualms about the field, too, and on last night’s Hannity the Great American Panel agreed in the weakness of the candidates, with Red Eye‘s Andy Levy concluding that the only winners were “President Obama and heroin.”

The most recent Donald Trump media mess comes thanks to Jerry Seinfeld, who withdrew from a charity event for St. Jude’s Hospital in light of all of Trump’s birther hoo-hah. While most have taken Seinfeld’s claim that he has withdrawn on principle at face value, Greg Gutfeld proposed a fairly innovative alternative to that explanation: Seinfeld just didn’t want partake in a stuffy charity ceremony and saw the perfect excuse to bail.

The Red Eye team is rarely one to run away from a circus (or a trainwreck), but when it comes to the latest hullaballoo surrounding Donald Trump‘s increasingly growing viability (?) as a presidential candidate in 2012, they had little sympathy, politically or otherwise. Saturday morning host Andy Levy kicked the crew off denouncing Trump’s insistence of “recycling falsehoods,” but by the end of the segment it was Bill Schulz who was going hair-to-hair against the Donald.

The Red Eye crew took umbrage at Keith Olbermann‘s recent Tweet about conservative columnist and talking head S.E. Cupp. But, as host Greg Gutfeld points out, this is pretty much what we’ve come to expect from Olbermann.

Former Virginia governor George Allen may be most famous for once calling an Indian American “macaca” on the campaign trail, but now he’s making news again for repeatedly asking a black NBC reporter what “position” he played, continually forgetting he didn’t play a sport at all. The Red Eye panel was somewhat torn on what to make of this– was Allen, now a Senate hopeful, a “casual racist,” or a “shitty conversationalist”?

This week saw the arrival of perhaps the strangest and most hilarious bit of secret information related to the secret-exposing website Wikileaks and, shockingly, they didn’t expose it: it’s a video of website creator Julian Assange dancing in an Icelandic night club, failing to find dance partners for obvious reasons. The Red Eye crew took a shot at evaluating the moves, and the verdict? Assange should likely not audition for Dancing with the Stars.