Kudos to Fox News’ Jon Scott who managed to squeeze three whole bird puns into nine seconds of air time earlier. Quite possibly a world record. We’ve managed to capture it here to be used as reference in journalism classes from here on out. Of course, we here at Mediaite would obviously never stoop to anything so base as silly word play.

Fox News, 12:14pmET:

It took about 12 hours for the initial reports of the serious nature of Tiger Woods‘ car crash to turn into more questions than answers. It took another 12 before news anchors began making bad golf puns – as is par for the course.