Republican frontrunner Newt Gingrich has received an endorsement that he probably would’ve preferred kept a secret, like some other things in life. Ashley Madison, an online dating site specializing in extramarital affairs has endorsed the thrice-married former Speaker of the House, who remains haunted by his philandering past. “Now that Newt is the leading contender in the race for the GOP nomination, we felt compelled to make a point to illustrate how times have changed when a serial divorcee/adulterer is capturing the hearts of the American people.”

Never fear, Glenn Beck is here! The outspoken former Fox News host is back, with a massive new billboard in Times Square to advertise GBTV, Beck’s latest online venture.

Here’s a fun way to ward off potential new girlfriends while reminding your ex why you broke up. Greg Fultz, a 35-year-old man from Alamogordo, New Mexico, was upset after his breakup with his girlfriend. So he did what any jilted lover might do: He erected a billboard broadcasting his ex’s abortion. The sign, which was sponsored by GEFNET website hosting for the Coalition About Needed Information, features a picture of Fultz at a playground, holding the outline of an infant. The accompanying text reads “This Would Have Been A Picture Of My 2-Month Old Baby If The Mother Had Decided To Not KILL Our Child!”

Well, the abortion debate has flared up again (hooray!) thanks to a push by Conservatives to take away government funding to Planned Parenthood, the DEMONIC ABORTION FACTORY or, if you’re not so politically inclined, organization that provides a number of health services including, yes, abortions. And to further add of a conversation that is always filled with completely calm and rational discourse, an anti-abortion group has put up a big billboard in New York’s SoHo neighborhood featuring a picture of a scared-looking black girl and the caption “The most dangerous place for an African American is in the womb.” Shockingly, some people aren’t thrilled.

Talk about awkward timing. A Tucson talk radio station has removed a billboard advertising Rush Limbaugh‘s show with bullet holes and the words “straight shooter.”

The station’s owners, radio giant Clear Channel, said the billboard, which has been in place for several weeks, was no longer appropriate in the aftermath of the shootings Saturday, telling the New York Daily News:

Uh-oh: someone took those George W. Bush “Miss Me Yet?” billboards seriously. After a group of small business owners saw something funny on the internet and decided to make it a confusing ad looming over a Minnesota highway, anti-Obama advocates are launching an organized campaign to fill the skies with slogans like “Stop the Lies!” and “If You’re Not Outraged, You’re Not Paying Attention.” In other words, BillboardsAgainstObama.com is the new Ron Paul Blimp.

Much like LOLCats and Kanye West, the “Miss Me Yet?” billboard phenomenon is the meme that keeps on giving. The next chapter of this compelling story takes us all the way down to Texas, where Jimmy Carter fights back.

The anonymous internet user who came up with the now-famous George W. Bush “Miss Me Yet?” poster must be kicking themselves for not copyrighting the work. The poster, which originally appeared last September around the internet (as these things are wont to do), made a mysterious and unsettling appearance over a Minnesota highway last week and, after much speculation, one of the anonymous businessmen behind the billboard assured everyone that all they wanted to do was tell everyone to “lighten up.” It was enough to spark an online shopping frenzy.

One of the previously anonymous small businessmen who purchased a billboard displaying a goofy-looking George W. Bush asking “Miss Me Yet?” over a Minnesota highway has revealed his identity. And as much as Gretchen Carlson tried to goad some anti-Obama sentiments out of Mike Rivard on Fox and Friends in an exclusive interview this morning, he remained faithful to his ambiguous agenda of pointing out something hilarious and then brushing aside any political repercussions.

Minnesota got a special treat recently when a billboard depicting a jolly-looking former Pres. George W. Bush appeared over Interstate 35 asking, “Miss me yet?”

The idea was too surreal to actually exist for many people who called “Photoshop” at first sight, but NPR confirmed yesterday that it was, in fact, looming over the Minnesota landscape, waving uncomfortably to drivers on their way to work.