Paris Hilton has been seeing a lot of the police lately. She was detained (but not charged) for suspected marijuana possession in South Africa. Then, last week, the cops were at her Los Angeles home, not for her but for an armed intruder trying to rob the place! Now, to top things off, she’s been arrested for cocaine possession. NBC’s Chief Legal Analyst and Mediaite founder Dan Abrams was on the Today Show this morning to discuss the case and he believes that, depending on the amount of coke found in the purse (which Hilton will likely claim wasn’t her’s), the heiress may be returning to prison.

Last night, I joined Bonnie Fuller and Michael Musto on the eponymous show of Joy Behar to talk about Kitty Kelley’s new tell-all (or, more accurately, tell-some) book about Oprah Winfrey. There was revelation (Oprah’s mom won’t tell her who her biological father is), skepticism (while Kelley concluded reluctantly that there was no evidence to [...]

First: Twilight New Moon, Robert Pattinson, Bella, are Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart engaged, Twilight slash fanfic. Muggles? Now that I’ve gotten that off my chest, have you noticed that in the wake of The Twilight Saga: New Moon’s premiere, there are an awful lot of Twilight-related articles gumming up the Internet lately? Why is that?

Mail.com, the innocuously named website owned by Jay Penske, has seemingly appeared out of nowhere and begun scooping up some big names, two of which have landed New York Times profiles in the last 24 hours courtesy of David Carr.

In the last two weeks Penske has surprised the media world by adding both Bonnie Fuller and Nikki Finke to his roster. What’s going on?

If you ever had any doubt about our complete and utter obsession with celebrities, I have two words for you — Michael Jackson!