Yikes. Funny or Die sent out their weekly newsletter today with this featured video: Carrie Prejean Sex Tape — aka, "The exclusive never before seen video that Carrie Prejean has been trying to keep you from seeing." Well, that was worth a click to see what they did with it. Anything surprising or unique? Not really, it was pretty much what you'd expect (except for an eyeball-searing "Bush" joke) — until the end, with a surprise reveal...Perez Hilton. (Sorry, I just ruined the surprise, but it's not really news otherwise.) Needless to say it was a surprise to see him, especially wearing so little. Am I joking? Maybe, you'll have to watch and see. But either way, I did learn that Hilton can't really sing. (more...)