Remember that Clinton/Bush debate that was going to be “The Hottest Ticket in Political History”? From this morning? Well hope you didn’t write it on your calendar in pen, ’cause it’s been canceled.

Better than the Rockettes! On February 25th, Presidents Bill Clinton and George W. Bush will appear at Radio City Music Hall in what the New York Post is calling “a presidential debate for the ages.” UPDATE: It’s off. But by all means read my sardonic reaction below.