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Today Glenn Beck took issue with how quickly the Dems are attempting to ram the health care bill down the throats of Congress and by extension, America and by extension every other conspiracy theory currently plaguing the media: “Don’t think, don’t ask, don’t wait another second! CALL NOW!”

Never fear conspiracy theorists of the world! The Birthers are alive and well and advertising in the pages of the Washington Times. And what an advertisement it is. It’s unclear what is more offensive here: the accusation that President Obama is not an American citizen, or the ape imagery. The former, of course, is utterly ridiculous. The latter is not. Also, now Obama is apparently British.