Eyeborg: Top 11 Cyborgs Of The Aughts

New Year’s resolution: More columns about cyborgs for Mediaite. Learn Wordpress. And maybe get a black belt in Karate…and maybe a dog.

I have inadvertently learned a lot about cyborgs by becoming one recently. It started when I damaged my right eye after shooting a pile of cow crap with a shotgun when I was nine. Over the years the eye got worse and I ended up getting it removed four years ago. Yes, I have seen A Christmas Story and, yes, Ralphie’s mother was right –- you’ll shoot your eye out. And now, I would now like to break down the 10 best cyborgs of the decade: