You mean you didn’t get enough Tiger Woods during the last two weeks leading up to Phil Mickelson’s winning Masters? Don’t worry – the circus will be back in just two short months for the next Golf major. This time? Destination: California. According to the Monterey Herald, Tiger has formally filed his application for this year’s 110th U.S. Open at the picturesque Pebble Beach Golf Links on the Monterey Peninsula.

Apparently, post his break-up to Jenny McCarthy, Jim Carrey has a lot of time to weigh in on other people’s relationships…140 characters at a time. It’s unclear whether Carrey is more interested in being the 2.0 Oprah or looking for some sort of social media position on ESPN but here’s what he had to say on his Twitter account re Tiger’s comeback, Elin’s naivete and why every wife should apparently direct their husbands towards a career in curling.

According to a recent blog post on the Tiger Woods saga, “the reports you are reading on TMZ and RadarOnline are about 30% accurate at best.” Tiger and Elin Woods aren’t moving towards divorce, Arnold Palmer is trying to help Tiger patch up his marriage, and Tiger hasn’t appeared in public since the incident in November because his face was damaged and he needed plastic surgery. Revealing? Maybe. But just as surprising is the person who posted the account — 91-year-old retired sportswriting great Furman Bisher — and his response to the 43,000+ hits the blog post has gotten: surprise and annoyance.

The Tiger Woods story seems to be riding along on a new trend of computer-animated dramatizations, as Keith Olbermann has featured on his show, with lost-in-translation Tiger ‘toons from Taiwan based on tabloid reports. Now, David Epstein and Steve Revare from Socialology.net have taken it a step further, bringing us where the tabloids can’t go: Behind the Woods’ closed doors. The pair, using Text-to-Movie technology, show the world what it might be like to be a fly on the wall in the Woods household, if Tiger and his wife were androids.