Just kidding! What, he can joke about killing a frog and I can't joke about him having a vagina? Whatever. It's Friday. I can do what I want. IT'S A FREE COUNTRY! IT'S IN THE 9/12 MANIFESTO!* You know what else is in the Manifesto? Number 3 from the 9/12 Manifesto: "I must always try to be a more honest person than I was yesterday." LYING ABOUT BOILING A FROG ISN'T HONEST THERE, GLENNER! Anyhow. Hear me out. What did Megan Fox say again? "Men are scared of vaginas. And then when you give them a powerful, confident vagina, they’re terrified.” Now, permit me, for a moment, to engage in a light substitution: "Dems are scared of Glenn Beck. And then when you give them a powerful, confident Glenn Beck, they’re terrified." (more...)