Wall-To-Wall Cable News: Six Year-Old Boy Floats Away In Hot-Air Balloon

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All three Cable News Channels have gone wall-to-wall in covering the breaking story of the Six year-old boy in Fort Collins, Colorado boy who floated away from the family home on an “experimental aircraft” this morning. Yes, you read that correctly. All channels are currently airing live shots of the floating balloon, leaving cable hosts to fill airtime as best they can.