Following a Jack Cafferty report that claimed more than half of US workers have less than $25,000 in their savings accounts, The Situation Room‘s Wolf Blitzer curiously exclaimed, “Homeless shelters, get ready!”

Cranky CNN commentator Jack Cafferty lit into Republican superstars Sarah Palin (R-FNC), Gov. Rick Perry (R-TX), and Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-MN) on Wednesday’s The Situation Room, comparing them to The Three Stooges (sans Shemp), calling Perry’s instant burial of Mitt Romney in the polls “a little scary,” and asking, “When it comes to presidential politics, why does America seem to be allergic to brains?”

Tell us how you really feel, Jack.

No, that’s not a CNN Hologram, and Jack Cafferty doesn’t need his glasses. Today, filling in for host Wolf Blitzer, Suzanne Malveaux discussed the developments in Elena Kagan‘s Congressional hearings with Catholic University Columbia Law School professor Suzette Malveaux– her twin sister.

CNN’s Jack Cafferty carved out at a unique spot for himself during the Bush administration –while the rest of his network peers stayed away from the opinion media fray, Cafferty was consistently one of Bush’s fiercest critics, and often got labeled “liberal” by Cafferty’s critics. But any expectations that the Obama administration would reveal a kinder and gentler Cafferty have been wrong, evidenced by the following clip after the jump.

The sparks kicked up by C-Span’s request to televise healthcare negotiations have erupted into a firestorm, as White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs was grilled about the President’s campaign promise of complete transparency, and responded testily. CNN’s Jack Cafferty delivered a stinging j’accuse to President Obama, calling the pledge a “lie just to get elected.”

Former Republican House Majority Leader Tom Delay made his long-awaited debut on ABC’s “Dancing with the Stars” on Monday, and the media’s reaction yesterday seemed to focus on showing that “The Hammer” is a tool. While the spectacle of Delay cutting a rug and talking about “getting in touch with (his) feminine side” has undeniable trainwreck appeal, is it really appropriate to pile on a guy who is clearly having fun at his own expense?

Well, look what you did this time, Jack Cafferty. You pissed off the president of east coast television and microwave oven programming on NBC.

Alec Baldwin unleashes the fury of an actor-and-potential-politician scorned over on HuffPost. “All around ‘Man of the People’ Jack Cafferty spit on me on his broadcast today,” writes Baldwin.

But that was just the beginning. Prepare for an all-out credential-off…