Without a doubt, Twitter’s best feature is the way it gives public figures a platform to make statements they’d never make otherwise. (Exhibit A: Arnold Schwarzenegger mocking Sarah Palin.) We were reminded of this again early this morning, when Rosanne Cash took to her feed to demand that Rep. John Boehner stop mentioning her late father in his stump speech.

Maybe all that sunbathing has affected John Boehner’s decision-making skills. The House Minority Leader recently announced that this weekend, he will campaign with Ohio Republican Rich Iott—the congressional candidate who made headlines when the media learned that he enjoys dressing up as a Nazi in his spare time.

You may recognize Leslie Sanchez from CNN, since she was one of their A-team pundits during last-years long, crazy march to election day. Like the rest of us, she saw how the campaign of Hillary Clinton unfolded, how Michelle Obama was perceived and characterized, and the wrench thrown into the works late last August that [...]