It’s time again for Time magazine to choose their “Person of the Year” — but it may not be a person! An esteemed panel including Dr. Oz thinks it might be Twitter or The Economy. What are the chances? Phil Bump doesn’t like taking chances, so he breaks it all down by statistical probability: How likely is it that the Time “Person of the Year” will actually be … a person?

Everyone was stunned at the tactlessness of the World Wildlife Fund ad depicting an apocalyptic September 11th scene, but that’s practically “Time to Make the Donuts” compared with this new print ad/video combo that compares AIDS to Hitler. The copy on the ad reads “AIDS is a Mass Murderer” in ominous all caps under a groping mid-coitus Hitler and includes the demand “Protect Yourself!” before linking to Aids-is-a-Mass-Murderer.com.