There was a time, mere months ago, when everyone cared about Levi Johnston‘s Playgirl appearance. It’s fair to say, though, that at this point the flame hardly flickers. After all, we all here on the internet really milked this one, leaving the (penis-less!) product pretty underwhelming. Nonetheless, here’s the cover in all its glory!

When Oprah asked Sarah Palin about Levi Johnston’s Playgirl shoot, she said, “I call it porn.” But is it? The NSFW pictures prove that the pictures don’t include any frontal nudity. The pictures of the 19-year old are no more explicit than what you’d see on an episode of Nip/Tuck and less (homo)erotic than an Ultimate Fight Championship match. But they’re sort of sad.