It was an irresistible story. A gay-hookup site called ManCrunch submitted an ad to CBS for inclusion during the Super Bowl. The company leaks to the media that they expect to be turned down because the ad includes two men kissing and CBS instantly became the villain in the annual ritual of Super Bowl ad drama.

CBS has decided to run the Tim Tebow pro-life Superbowl ad! Hooray for free speech! Oh, wait — apparently that only applies to pro-life ads featuring handsome football players wearing Bible-verse makeup. Because CBS has now REJECTED the scary Mancrunch ad featuring two football fans realizing they leurve each other and making out furiously.