Oh, leave me alone. SNL’s 34th season kicks off this Saturday night, and Megan Fox is hosting. Even Obama is talking about her. This is news.

video

Jalopnik has just posted what may be the most naked pageview grab-fest of all time: A gigantimungous photogallery of Megan Fox — she was in Transfomers, which totally has to do with cars, so it makes perfect sense, right?

Since I don’t have the year and a half it would take to count them all, I’m going to guesstimate it at at least 250. She certainly is…photogenic. But we can do better.