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She also teased the appearance on tonight’s episode of SNL Weekend Update Thursday (best name ever!), appearing in a funny little soap opera send-up to commemorate the ending of Guiding Light, coming on set with a gun to challenge Amy Poehler for the Update chair (scandal!). It was a small bit but she did well, which bodes well for Saturday night (although oddly the audience seemed taken aback by her presence and only started applauding when Amy exclaimed “Megan Fox!”). See stills from the appearance below; always great to see Darrell Hammond back on set and in the mix. Lorne Michaels would be silly to get rid of him, he’s always going to be useful. But then again, that’s never stopped Lorne Michaels before.

We’ll have that video for you when it’s online, but in the meantime here she is in a series of NBC promos for Saturday’s premiere, with Andy Samberg — who, lest we not forget, she has said she’d enjoy being sandwiched with, along with Jonah Hill. I’m sure they’d both hate that.

p.s. Don’t believe me that Megan Fox SNL Promos are news? Check out Google, which returns 302,000 results for “Saturday Night Live Megan Fox Promo.” Really.

SNL Promos with Megan Fox and Andy Samberg:


Stills from Megan Fox’s cameo on SNL Weekend Update Thursday:

Update: Video here.

Anyhow! Jalopnik, which has quickly become my new favorite car site (suck it, Autoblog!), has gone to such meticulous lengths to make this the most thorough, complete and breastfully-documented giga-gallery that all we can do is offer up a respectful — nay, worshipful — golf clap to post author Wes Siler for such a loving, potentially server-busting compilation. This gift will keep on giving for a long, long time. (Some dude posted a pic of Kleenex in the comments — I guess it’s already given to him.)

So! How can we at Mediaite get in on this sweet action? I tried Googling “Megan Fox” and “Media” — two can play that game, Jalopnik! — and got this video from AskMen.com. It’s all about this summers’ Megan Fox Media Blackout Day, and to be honest it’s a bit of a sausage-fest. (And by a bit, I mean, Oktoberfest in Munich.) But still, it will allow us to add the tag “Megan Fox Video” to this post, so there you go. Oh, fine, we’ll add this clip of “Transformers 2: CGI Megan Fox Even Hotter This Time,” though I’ll be honest, there are a few too many dudes in this one, too. Guys. Enough. Did God give YOU a perfect rack? I think not. Step off.

Anyhow: If you want Fox, you’ve got her! See below. Though the Jalops did miss this sweet vampire pic of Fox with blood dripping from her fangs from upcoming flick Jennifer’s Body, and —far less forgiveable — missed the Megan Fox Pic To End All Megan Fox Pics: THE ROSE.

This is NOT an all-inclusive sample. Clearly. Try here for more. And more and more and more. Now, to your Megan Fox Video Porn: Speed through the first two, the Jennifer’s Body trailer has way less dudes. And more blood. You’re welcome.