Well, it looks like no matter how much you wish for it the Edwardses and their scandals are not going away. Behold the latest installment. Rielle Hunter has given a long interview to GQ in which she says, among other things, that it was Andrew Young’s idea to claim paternity and that (alas) the Dave Matthews anecdote is completely false. There’s more.

It’s rare that we actually wish a tabloid story were true as much as we do this item in the National Enquirer about Barbara Walters and actor Frank Langella having a secret, torrid romance. Unfortunately, Walters doesn’t feel quite the same way, and had Enquirer‘s Executive Editor Barry Levine on The View today to give him a proper dressing down, as only Walters can.

According to the Pulitzer Prize-nominated National Enquirer a Federal grand jury is about to indict John Edwards. Also, Elizabeth may be helping to send him to jail, though they don’t actually provide detail on this front…and really, who could blame her if this happens to be true.

Politics is a dirty business, but but even among the thickest of thick-skinned folk there have been few scandals as stomach-churning as the John Edwards sex scandal. Yet out of all this irresponsible suffering, Newsweek has found an unlikely hero: Rielle Hunter.

According to the HuffPo, the The National Enquirer officially has permission to compete for the Pulitzer Prize. And according to us, Barry Levine officially has the right to scream “Suck it, Sulzberger!”

Next On “As The Edwards Turns” – A Marriage Proposal To Reille? Could be – or so says the breathless reports from the National Enquirer. Oh sure, there was a time in the not-so-distant past where we’d dismiss such a scandalous report from the tabloid progenitor itself. But no more – we now are openly cheering for their investigative journalism to be lauded with a Pulitzer Prize.

CNN’s Anderson Cooper is denying reports by the National Enquirer that he is planning to adopt a child from Haiti. In a statement to Andy Towle at Towleroad, Cooper says “[w]hile the plight of children in Haiti has touched us all, and I continue to cover the situation there closely, stories about me adopting a baby are false. I am not adopting a child, Haitian or otherwise.” He also denied the story in a tweet.

The Daily Beast’s Chief Investigative Reporter Gerald Posner, “award-winning author of 10 investigative nonfiction bestsellers, on topics ranging from political assassinations, to Nazi war criminals, to 9/11, to terrorism,” just got the exclusive gossip scoop on what really went down with Tiger that fateful Thanksgiving Eve.

“I think the members of the mainstream media would rather see the earth explode first than to reward us with a Pulitzer Prize” The National Enquirer’s executive editor Barry Levine describing his newspaper’s chances of getting a Pulitzer nomination for their coverage of John Edwards‘ affair with Rielle Hunter.

After a few weeks of relative calm, it seemed that Tiger Woods had finally resurfaced in a sex addiction clinic in small town Mississippi, as evidenced by some super blurry (are there any other kind?) National Enquirer photos that showed the fallen star, under hat and hoodie. Now, online gossip site X17 is decrying the pics as fake with proof in the form of look-a-like photos. The Enquirer, meanwhile, is claiming cover-up.

David Letterman appears to be reaping the rewards of the National Enquirer‘s new found respect — or perhaps fear factor is a better way to phrase it. No one wants to miss a story as big as John Edwards ever again. Behold: The Letterman Sex Tape.