Yesterday, the Internet scratched its collective head over the name of the new Apple iPad, because it reminded a lot of us of those handy absorbent paper products that many female gadget-owners use once a month. (more...)

A List of lists On this Thanksgiving, Mediaite turns 143 days old. We'll be checking in today between turkey courses, and throughout the rest of the long weekend, but we also wanted to look back on the 143 days since we were first born on that early July morning. And what better way to look at our history than to break down some of the things we're thankful for! (more...)

So it's Hallowe'en, and I just realized that here at Mediaite we have a disproportionate number of horror-filled posts, about monsters and vampires and zombies and Glenn Beck. And no, this isn't just an excuse to post a picture of Megan Fox, how dare you imply such a thing! If were were going to dangle Megan Fox-bait like that, don't you think we would have posted pictures from our "About 800 Pairs of Megan Fox’s Boobs" post? Sheesh, what do you take us for? (Here's the link, if you missed it.) But really, in our modest four little months of coverage (and by "little" I mean "how many Drudge links, exactly?"), we really have been hot on the monsters-and-aliens-and-zombies-and-scary-things beat. So, without further ado, I will go ahead and prove it with a quick n' handy list of them for your Hallowe'en Pageview-Inflating Pleasure! Er, I mean, get your 'Ween on! Oh, forget it. Here we go! (more...)

Just kidding! What, he can joke about killing a frog and I can't joke about him having a vagina? Whatever. It's Friday. I can do what I want. IT'S A FREE COUNTRY! IT'S IN THE 9/12 MANIFESTO!* You know what else is in the Manifesto? Number 3 from the 9/12 Manifesto: "I must always try to be a more honest person than I was yesterday." LYING ABOUT BOILING A FROG ISN'T HONEST THERE, GLENNER! Anyhow. Hear me out. What did Megan Fox say again? "Men are scared of vaginas. And then when you give them a powerful, confident vagina, they’re terrified.” Now, permit me, for a moment, to engage in a light substitution: "Dems are scared of Glenn Beck. And then when you give them a powerful, confident Glenn Beck, they’re terrified." (more...)

Remember yesterday's ridiculous Vagina Dentata shirt from Top Shop that all of you thought I was just making up as an excuse to write about Megan Fox? Ha! That thing was NO accident and I can prove it — with photo stills from Top Shop's very own website. (more...)

Megan Fox, a favorite of ours around here, set, er, tongues wagging about her quote for Rolling Stone magazine about her "powerful vagina." The comment was in context of Fox talking about how she learned to "harness her sexuality" which we now bring to you in full:

"What you do is harness your sexuality and use it to control your destiny...That's what can can happen when a girl or woman is completely in charge of her sexuality and embraces the power of her vagina. It intimidates men - not all, but some. Men are scared of vaginas. And then when you give them a powerful, confident vagina, they're terrified."