Robert Pattinson’s Valentine’s Day Wish: No Vaginas (PHOTOS) (NSFW)
Who says print is dead? Less than a week after Playboy‘s chatty, unfiltered interview with John Mayer became an Internet sensation, Details‘ cover story on Twilight star Robert Pattinson is set to make some serious waves, thanks to the sultry star’s sexy photoshoot with various naked women — and his revelation that he doesn’t care [...]
Maybe No One Told Steve Jobs That “iPad” Sounded Like Delicate Sanitary Protection
Yesterday, the Internet scratched its collective head over the name of the new Apple iPad, because it reminded a lot of us of those handy absorbent paper products that many female gadget-owners use once a month. Did no one tell Steve Jobs? Maybe not — because they were too afraid.
What We’re Thankful For This Year
On this Thanksgiving, Mediaite turns 143 days old. We’ll be checking in today between turkey courses, and throughout the rest of the long weekend, but we also wanted to look back on the 143 days since we were first born on that early July morning.
And what better way to look at our history than to break down some of the things we’re thankful for.
HAPPY HALLOWE’EN! Please Enjoy This Blood-Spattered Post
Here at Mediaite we have had a disproportionate number of horror-filled posts, about monsters and vampires and zombies and Glenn Beck. And no, this isn’t just an excuse to post a picture of Megan Fox, how dare you imply such a thing!
Glenn Beck’s Powerful Vagina
Just kidding! What, he can joke about killing a frog and I can’t joke about him having a vagina? Whatever. It’s Friday. I can do what I want. IT’S A FREE COUNTRY! IT’S IN THE 9/12 MANIFESTO!* You know what else is in the Manifesto? Number 3 from the 9/12 Manifesto: “I must always try [...]
UPDATE: That Top Shop Thing Is TOTALLY A Dentata Shirt
Remember yesterday’s ridiculous Vagina Dentata shirt from Top Shop that all of you thought I was just making up as an excuse to write about Megan Fox? Ha! That thing was NO accident and I can prove it — with photo stills from Top Shop’s very own website.
What’s That About A Powerful Vagina?
Here’s what Megan Fox said: “Men are scared of vaginas. And then when you give them a powerful, confident vagina, they’re terrified.” Here’s what we learned: That can translate into a stylish t-shirt!






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