Conan O’Brien is the funniest person I ever interviewed, which puts him atop a list that includes Ben Stiller, Chris Rock, Jon Stewart, Dave Chappelle, Sanjay Gupta, and Lil Kim. Conan is also funnier than his show — and Conan, like Dave, and unlike Jay, probably knows he could be doing better material if he weren’t performing for people who just flossed. But unlike Dave, Conan never seemed calm and in place. Until now.

I don’t usually write about my extra-Mediaite activities in this space, but it does fit in with my Lady Gaga fascination, and I might as well pre-empt any mockery that may ensue. Also, I’m auditioning for Styleite. Those boots are RAD. Anyhow, those of you who follow me on Twitter may have noticed frequent exhortations [...]